Are you ready for this month’s issue of “Where to take my dream girl”? Sidle up to me honey as we’re leaving the beachy heat and hitting the slopes! Let a true connoisseur of Aspen escort you to the epitome of ski lodges, The St. Regis Aspen Resort.
This is a destination for respite, where we can luxuriate in 400 thread count sheets, and take in the incredible views of Aspen Mountain right from our room. It’s quintessential 19th century mountain manor charm and palatial 15,000 square foot spa could keep us occupied on site for almost as long as I can. And the number of outdoor adventures they have on offer will almost have you wanting to leave our room! Almost.
Can’t you see me now? Bouncing through the hallways of this precious place, all bundled up and smiling? Glued to your side to keep from the cold, and keeping you warm next to the fireplace right there in our room? An Aspen escorts dream, the St. Regis totally embraces coziness, with deep soaking tubs and every excuse in the book to lock ourselves in our room and get toasty. Because after all, their floor to ceiling windows offer the most beautiful views of the mountains, while you caress the curves of mine. And since the whole suite, from pristine marble bathrooms to logs on the fire, is built for comfort, we can take in the views from whatever position might be most comfortable.
We can swim year round here too, as the outdoor pool is heated, and we’ll have access to three different hot tubs. As I’ve mentioned before, the effects of hot and cold extremes on the body are absolutely invigorating! And while I could try to find the words to describe the sensual exhilaration that comes from sitting in a hot tub as the snow falls, as always, I simply insist that I show you. They even have a butler, in case we forget our towels and don’t want to practice our cold therapy on a chilly five minute rush back to the room!
What truly stands out about the St. Regis though, is their incredible access to activities. Should you find yourself needing a break from our, ahem, téte-a-téte, there is an adventure for everything we love and everything in between.
The obvious main draw is skiing, as Snowmass and Buttermilk Mountain are right around the corner. But we can also go horse back riding (or sleigh riding!) and fly fishing if it’s nice enough out. There’s mountain biking or hiking through the surrounding mountains, depending on your pleasure, fast and rough or sweet and slow.
For the most adventurous outdoorsmen, they offer paragliding and white water rafting. Both admittedly potentially more warm weather endeavors. But if it’s cold out, we can even go sledding, which I think would be really cool! And who else is going to be able to say they’ve done something like that? Now you’ve got two new ways to “one-up” Barry at the office!
Let’s cuddle up and cozy down in the sumptuous atmosphere of our room, get our blood pumping outside for a change with some sledding, and luxuriate next to the fireplace after we warm our toes in the deep soaking tub. Later, we can leave from our off road jeep tour, and head to town for fine shopping and even finer dining. Or take advantage of the steam room and facials to warm us back up from the cold, and I’ll give you the deep tissue massage back in our room.
No matter what we do, there’s no way to avoid having fun at the Aspen St. Regis.
Your sensual, professional Aspen escort is enthusiastically awaiting your arrival!
